Lionel Messi Vs Robot Goal Keeper Who is better ?

Posted April 23, 2014 By sushrut

Lionel Messi Vs Robot Goal Keeper Who is better ?

This video shows robot goal keeper is better saved all goals hit by Lionel Messi

     

awkward moment when

Posted April 21, 2014 By sushrut

awkward moment when

That awkward moment
When your wife
uses dual sim phone,
And you save both numbers???? as
“wife 1″ and “wife 2″

     

Cost of Samsung Galaxy

Posted April 21, 2014 By sushrut

Girl: What is the Cost of Samsung Galaxy Grand ?

Shopkeeper: 18000/-
.
Girl: OMG!!! then what is the Cost Of samsung Galaxy S5 ?

Shopkeeper: OMG+OMG+OMG..!!!

     

Change this into exclamatory sentence

Posted April 21, 2014 By sushrut

Grammar Teacher: ‘One cute girl is walking on
the road.’.
.
.
Change this into exclamatory sentence..
Student: Aila ! Item !

     

need more experience to Handle a girl than a country

Legal Voting age for Boys: 18 years

Legal Marrying age for Boys : 21 years…

What does this mean?

You need more experience to Handle a girl
than a country

     

Niagara falls jokes

Posted April 21, 2014 By sushrut
Niagara falls jokes

At Niagara falls..!
Guide: I welcome you all to Niagara Falls..

These are the world’s largest waterfalls & the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high,

even 20 supersonic planes passing by can’t be heard.
Now I request the indian ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagara Falls…!!!

     

Nature of male and female

Posted April 21, 2014 By sushrut

Nature of male and female
.
.
“She Needs a Man with a Good Future.!
And
He Needs a Woman with a Good Past..!”
Strange but true..!!

     

Samsung is the best Space research
organisation in the world,
.
.
.
every two weeks
it discovers a new Galaxy.

     

The specialty of this election…
Modi – single
Rahul – single
Mamta – single
Jaylalita – single
Mayawati- single
.
.
Only single persons can change the future of country.
Married cant even change the tv channels on their own..

     

Alexender the Great

Posted April 21, 2014 By sushrut

Alexender the Great:
“Sir What’s the difference between “like” and “love”?
Socrate’s answer was a masterpiece:
“When u like a flower, you just pluck it.
But when u love a flower, you water it daily..!
One who understand this , understands life..